Fun Times

May 8, 2009
Mmm, peyote. Aarrgg-arr-gragrg.

Mmm, peyote. Aarrgg-arr-gragrg.

It’s true, we like to have fun, but because of our financial situation and lack of entertainment resources, we have to make our own fun.

Our entertainment is heightened to an unprecedented level when we can play someone for a sucker at the same time. Not only is it a cause for gut-busting hilarity when you’re drunk or high or both, but if you can remember it happening the next day, it offers you a great story to tell for generations to come. Read the rest of this entry »


A Night Out

May 4, 2009

Whether Maynard (of Puscifer, Perfect Circle, Tool) has been watching Rufus or if great minds think alike, there’s no denying that there’s a connection – at least to Rufus. Of course, Rufus’s video would have corn and not cactuses, dogs and not coyotes and vultures and not pussy crows. And cows. Gotta have cows.


Great Nebraskans: Larry the Cable Guy

March 6, 2009

Rufus would trust Larry to call plays any day over Bill Callahan.

Rufus would trust Larry to call plays any day over Bill Callahan.

(Born Feb. 17, 1963 in Pawnee City) Larry the Cable Guy, through a Southern hillbilly accent, preaches like a tobacco-chewing preacher the Nebraska ethos of hard work to redneck deadbeats around the country. That value is “Git-R-Done.”

Don’t be lazy. Don’t let it sit around until someone else does it. Give two shits about whether it’s done in the first place. Git-R-Done! Read the rest of this entry »


Rufus Reviews: Eastbound and Down

March 3, 2009
Same look Rufus had when he watched this show.

Same look Rufus had when he watched this show.

Even the best gamblers have losing streaks.

The best musicians release crappy records. The best actors make horrible movies. And the best networks make poor decisions. Read the rest of this entry »


Rufus Reviews: Working on a Dream

March 2, 2009
Workin' it.

Workin' it.

Bruce Springsteen once made the greatest record ever known to man or beast or Missourian. That record was called “Nebraska.”

Rufus ain’t sayin’ it’s the best just because it’s not only got Nebraska in the title, Nebraska IS the title. And that means a lot. Read the rest of this entry »


Great Nebraskans: Johnny Carson

February 27, 2009

The one true king.

The one true king.

(Born near Norfolk, Neb., in Corning, Iowa, Oct. 23, 1925) One can debate the quality of television today. People have more choices than ever, but are they good choices or are they simply watered-down time-fillers fueled by the cult of celebrity? What’s not up for debate is the impact Johnny Carson has had on television – late night and prime time – and what passes for entertainment nowadays. Read the rest of this entry »


Rufus Reviews: Doubt

February 24, 2009
No doubt, they're good.

No doubt, they're good.

With all flap lately involving the Catholic church, a crazy priest and the Holocaust, Doubt is going to be a nice change of pace from all that negative publicity, restoring some credibility to the church through the Hollywood machine.

Hey, what’s this movie about, anyway?

Child molestation? Aw, shit. Read the rest of this entry »


Country Music

February 23, 2009
Country music is #1

Country music is #1

We like country music, a lot, mostly because (1) we’re in the country, (2) we’re supposed to listen to it and (3) there’s not much else to listen to. When my Momma grew up, there were two radio stations that she could tune in on the farm: a country station and a station she wasn’t allowed to listen to. Times have changed, though. Now there are two country stations and three other stations she wouldn’t be allowed to listen to.

The music she wasn’t allowed to tune in to was what we today would call “pop music,” which as we all know is from the Devil. Read the rest of this entry »


Rufus Reviews: Valkyrie

February 23, 2009
Nazi or nice? Technically, Nazi

Nazi or nice? Technically, Nazi

Multiple movies about WWII, the Nazi’s or the Holocaust? Hmmm. Must be Oscar season.

Valkyrie tells the story of the one good thing to come out of Germany during WWII: Claus von Stauffenburg (Tom Cruise), a colonel in the German army, and his attempts to assassinate Adolf Hitler. As a military leader of the resistance movement, von Stauffenburg infiltrated Hitler’s inner circle and made plans for a military coup to take over the government after Hitler’s death.

As we all know, or should know, that assassination attempt failed. But did the movie fail, as well? Read the rest of this entry »


Rufus Reviews: Paul Blart: Mall Cop

February 21, 2009
Before the fall

Before the fall

Paul Blart: Mall Cop unfortunately makes us think, something Rufus was completely hoping to avoid with this movie, by asking us a very basic question: Is a movie that makes a lot of money a good movie?

You West Coast coffee addicts might argue “no,” that the movie has no redeeming value, didn’t make you laugh once and had the effect of 50 packs of cigarettes on your life. Rufus would say that’s a typical elitist un-American attitude to have. Read the rest of this entry »